Jamie Klinger

Archive for January, 2010

Harper embarrasses Canada again…

by on Jan.31, 2010, under News

Harper claims that we don’t have the technology to reduce green house gas emissions. Effectively, that we as Canadians, can’t do anything. Are you calling us morons? You’ve insulted every single person that hears you open your mouth. You’re a liar. You are a liar.

I vote for a system of proportional representation.

We need to bring down emissions or we are going to ruin the world. I genuinely believe that our potential doom is being held in our hands if we don’t recreate our system to make our coexistence with mother earth more sustainable. Personally, I want my children to live in a better world. It’s a shame that Harper doesn’t value the future as much as the present.

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Basement Benefit raises nearly $1200 for Doctors without Borders

by on Jan.31, 2010, under Life, Music, News, Photography

Reaching Deep for Haiti, Dan Handelman offered out his home and support by throwing a pajama party benefit concert which raised a total of $580 which was then pledged to be doubled by Allan Coopersmith.  So all in all, over $2300 will be sent to Haiti (since Canada will be doubling the original amount) because some friends got together and played beautiful music.  And let me tell you, it was certainly beautiful music.  Jesse Braverman and Mr. Handelman serenaded the room of friends in caring and romantic atmosphere.  I’ve seen more concerts than I can count, but this one stands apart.  It was intimate, touching, and at the end of the night, it felt special; like it marked its point in time.  If you weren’t there, you can still donate to Haiti, but next time these boys are playing soft tunes, make the trip and prepare to be charmed.

A special thank you to all the organizers and those who helped out who have not yet been mentioned including David Olivenstein, Harris Elison, Sascha Smith, Andrew Cohen, Sarah Lazar and Ryan Prizant.

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Amanda Palmer & Darling Ghost

by on Jan.28, 2010, under Music

Such a thespian, always an artist. Amanda’s music is lush and full with piano and orchestral strings. I rediscovered this track in my car and immediately thought of Sheena. I wanted to put her album on a disk and leave it for her anonymously, but I never did.  Only later did I realize that Amanda Palmer was actually a part of the Dresden Dolls, a band I’d actually seen with Sheena.  Hah, subconscious memories. Here’s her band, Darling Ghost; claiming the style of theatrical anti-punk. (Hey! Look! A semi-colon!)

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Sexually Humourous Trifecta

by on Jan.27, 2010, under Humour, Marketing, Sex

Alright, that last post was pretty heavy, so have some sex. I really don’t want to give anything away in any of them, so consider the descriptions brief and enjoy!

Finding out who the sexual offenders in your neighbourhood should be entertaining too!

This second posting is actually an advertisement for Handjobs. Their marketing is exactly what appeals to the internet generation…And while they offer a legitimate product, attempt to sell themselves as a gag gift (and successfully so!).

This song is pretty damn popular, so you may already know it, but it’s certainly grown on me…And he’s a Montrealer.

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20 things you wish you had known at 20

by on Jan.26, 2010, under Life, Music

Some music to start this piece with. This is Broken Lungs – A Heart That Worries and seems to fall under folk/acoustic categories. If you’re wondering, I’m Unknownlistener on thesixtyone. And again, if you are wondering, thesixtyone is a democratic music site where the most popular songs are pushed to the top by ‘hearting’. It’s a great way to get your band heard…assuming you have appeal. They will also sell your music for you (or let you give it away). Now, on to the post!

While I’ll surely add my own input about life, I must also include the good advice that I come across. Here is yet another gem that is worth the internet ink it is written on. Thank you Kerrz.

Added Paragraph:  Alright, so it seems that not everybody agrees with the advice, and that’s okay.  So take some advice and stop taking advice from the internet.  In any case, I didn’t write this.  Not any of it.  However, I will certainly now be adding my personal input to each and every one.  Marked in blue.  And have another precursor to this entire post.  If you are happy with your life and genuinely believe that your happiness will continue throughout your life, then keep doing what you’re doing because it’s the right thing to be doing (assuming nobody is getting hurt).

  • Put 1tbsp of butter in a sauce pan on medium-low heat, add 1tbsp flour to the melted butter, mix until you get a doughy consistency, and cook for a minute or two. Add 1cup of milk. Season lightly with pepper, parmesan, basil. Let it come to a boil, then immediately simmer it. It’ll thicken up. You now have homemade Alfredo Sauce. Prepare to impress your friends, especially of the opposite sex.
  • Never made it, can’t vouch for it.

  • Get involved in the things going on around you, even if it’s just your schoolwork. Sitting in a dark room using a keyboard to talk to people a million miles away is not a social life. Talk to the people at class, even if it’s just about the upcoming test. Join a club or something. Intramural sports are awesome. Varsity are good too if you’ve got it in you.
  • Ok, I can’t exactly agree with this, because sitting in a dark room using a keyboard to talk to people thousands of miles away is what I do…And I love it.  However, I also love doing it in three dimensions with people I can actually poke.  The advice here is to people who don’t know what the outside world looks like because they keep themselves sheltered.  If that’s not you, if you have friends and aren’t afraid to make new ones, then keep doing what you’re doing.  And now, on to the show!

  • If it’s meant to be, it’ll happen. Don’t rush it. It’s nice to be a fiercely passionate person in all walks of life, but it’s a lot less nice to be the guy who can’t think ahead, or the girl who can’t see the forest for the trees.
    Generalization.  This can mean something or mean nothing.  A lot of sayings directly contradict one another, so you really don’t have to believe them all…or any of them without foundation.  But you know what they say!  Fools do rush in!

  • Slow and steady does not mean glacial. You’re going to get spread pretty thin in life if you’re doing it right. Learn to cut your losses on a project that’s not going anywhere rather than wasting five minutes every two months on it. Better to come back to it refreshed.
  • Sounds about right.

  • Exercise really is important. We harp on it all the time, but if you seriously want to improve the way you FEEL about life: go to the gym. I come from a wrestling background, and Dan Gable is quoted as saying “Once you’ve wrestled, everything else in life is easy.” Same thing with working out. If you go to the gym and work yourself out HARD a few times a week, you will come home and everything else will seem to fall into place.

    I don’t exercise very much, but when I do, I feel amazing.  I love long walks…And if I could run long distances, I’d probably love those too.

  • They’ve all said it already, but it’s got some truth to it. Disregard females. Acquire currency. It’s nice to have someone who is a close friend. It’s nice to have someone who will sleep with you. Do not make either a priority. If you treat people right and respect them, they’ll be there in a few years when you’re ACTUALLY an adult, and you guys can start making plans. However, you don’t want to go out there wasting your time and money on somebody that’s going to have giant life decisions to make in a few years, one of which will be “Has it gone as far as it’s ever going to go?” Treat the opposite sex well, and feel free to spend time with them, but make it a fair deal, not a one-sided pursuit. Don’t waste your time and money on them until you’re ready to make a commitment to someone. (ps- At 20, you’re not ready.)

    Money means nothing without somebody to spend it on.  If you’re so inclined to have money to be buying yourself things, then you’re not my audience.  I want to live in a cabin in the middle of the woods…working plumbing, a generator, and the internet are mandatory, but beyond that, I have few desires.  Love is the most worthwhile thing there is.  Absolutely and without a single doubt in my mind.  If you’re ‘making currency’ in place of love…you’re incredibly naive.  Love, and love deeply.Having a job is important to learn that you shouldn’t take cash for granted.  And while some people live to work, I recommend working to live…because life is just too danged precious to work through in its entirety.Also, saying that you’re ‘too young’ at 20 is baloney.  My parents got married at 19 and 21 respectively and have been together in a loving relationship for 37 years.  THIRTY-SEVEN YEARS.  If you know what you want and you’re 20, good for you.  You just happen to be the minority.  A piece on the internet shouldn’t tell you that the love of your life isn’t the love of your life.

  • Take every opportunity to travel. Broaden your horizons. See the world. If you’re lucky, and aren’t digging yourself into student debt, go on foreign-aid jobs during vacation periods. If you’re like the rest of us, and need to make money, look into working abroad for a few years when you’re done. Overseas experience is a HUGE boost on a job application. Many countries offer “working vacation” visas.
    I’ll let you know more about this during my overseas adventures.  Stay tuned!
  • Always have fun. Work is hard. School is hard. Find something that’s fun and keep doing it, no matter what else is going on in your life. Make time for it, or use it as a reward, but keep having fun. When your life becomes all work and no play, you become one of the drones helping to make this world a colder, more boring place.
    Personally, I use rewards to promote working hard.  I get to ‘do x after I’ve done y’ and so on.  But really, I make most work into a game…Or try to anyhow.  Fun is just a life perspective…And if you can’t see that, get a new one.  Yes, yes, yes.  There’s hard work that’s no fun there too, but don’t forget that the majority of your life should be enjoyable…because after all, it is your life.
  • Control your vices. Fun is fun, but too much fun is exactly that: too much. I like a drink. I set aside time and money to partake. It’s not a lifelong commitment, but it’s something I do to socialize with friends. I do not, however, fall down drunk four days a week. No one ever should. Once a week is plenty.
    Self-awareness is key.  That’s the important thing to take from this.
  • Milestones come and go. Woohoo! You’re twenty! Big deal. You said it already: “it doesn’t feel much different at all.” The same is true with holidays, anniversaries and other celebrations. Too much stock is laid into arbitrary dates. Make every day count. Do things for a reason, not for a season.
    This one I agree with.  Absolutely and completely.
  • The brands you wear are less important than the total package. If you’re concerned about the way you look, it’s better to spend time learning about Colour Theory than it is to figure out where you can find a good deal on designer phones/mp3players/computers/pants/shirts/cars. Buy for build quality, not perceived quality. Buy to last.
    Makes sense.
  • Your taste in <insert object> does not define who you are. You are not a collection of songs, movies and TV Shows. Be proud of what you like, but don’t turn it into the definition of your personality (see: Goths, Trekkies, Metalheads.) Experience the multitude and be open to it all.
    Whatever.  You are who you are.  If you’re defined by your collection, so be it.  If you’re not, you’re not better than the people who are…Well, even if you are, you have no right to think you are.
  • “Be the change you want to see in the world.” Gandhi was a wise man, and this is probably the most important thing he ever said. No matter what you want from the world: be the exemplar rather than the fool crying for change. Lead by example, and preach from that example, but do not become the hypocrite who strives for a green planet while trashing his own house.
    This one is the hardest thing to do, but the one worth the most for the world.  As Conan said, cynicism doesn’t accomplish anything.  If you want a change, start taking the necessary steps to make that change.  You’re in charge of yourself, make yourself proud.
  • Respect yourself. Far too often in life do we question our instincts and decisions. If you’re faced with unquestionable evidence that you’ve done something wrong, then accept it and move on. Until then, believe in who you are, and believe in what you do. You’re right more often than you’re wrong, even if you seem to be wrong an awful lot.
    I don’t really want to touch this one.
  • Get shit done. Work to completion. Finish what you start. Do everything within your power to make sure that the important things in life happen on time and with minimal worry. Procrastination is both a valuable stress-relief tool and a dangerous enemy. Use it wisely.
    Sure, why not.  I’m the ultimate procrastinator…But in the end, shit gets done.
  • Learn the value of hard work. If you’ve never had a job: get one. ESPECIALLY if you don’t need it. When I was twenty, this was one of the biggest lessons I had yet to learn. I still haven’t learned the whole of it. Learn exactly what a dollar is worth to people. Learn how much it takes to earn one, and learn how much you can buy with one. Learn the lessons that money can’t buy you at school. Learn punctuality and teamwork in a real environment.
    I don’t really know what hard work is, but I’m sure I’ll learn that one day or another.  It’s important to appreciate the money you earn or you won’t respect it.
  • Set your goals and achieve them. Think about it now. Where do you want to be when you’re 25? 30? 40? Retired? Take some serious time and write out some serious goals for your personal life, your career, your fame and renown. If you want to be the billionaire madman with a harem and your face on the nightly news: plan it out. If your goals are much more humble: plan them out too. Even if you just want a nice, simple job with a wife and kids… start planning. Look at the road in front of you, or you’re going to finish school/whatever and be left with no idea where to go from here.
    This one is all about happiness.  If you think you can live happily day-to-day, then there’s nothing wrong.  If you’re uncertain about your future happiness, ensure it with a plan.  Some of us are planners, some of us are spontaneous, some of us are a hearty mix.  Do what’s best for you.
  • It’s okay to fail. Sometimes you are going to make the wrong decision. Accept it. Move on with your life. No one’s perfect, they only pretend to be. Learn from your mistakes, but don’t be afraid to make them. Someone’s already said it above, but you learn more from what you do than what you don’t do, and when you’re old and dry, you’re going to regret more the things you shied away from than the things you threw yourself into.
    You learn more from failing than succeeding in most instances, so fear not.  If you make your first mistake at 30, it’s going to be such a huge one that it will likely shatter your life.  Make mistakes early and often but be sure to take a lesson from each and every one so that they weren’t for nothing.  I would also like to add Carpe Diem, if you haven’t seen Dead Poets Society, see it, it’s a great film.  The lesson here is to live each day as if it’s your last and to not have regrets.  You more often regret the things you don’t do rather than the things you do. And besides, you’ll have more fun taking risks.
  • Don’t argue on the internet. There are exceptions to the rule. It’s one thing to make a strong argument. It’s a whole other thing to be dragged into a drawn-out fight with an anonymous stranger. Avoid the latter. It’s a waste of valuable time and you’re going to gain what from it? Superiority? Be the better person to start with and walk away from the fool that wants to waste his time arguing trivialities.
    If somebody wants to learn, they’ll ask.  If they want to be an asshole, they’ll troll.
  • Stop asking for advice on the internet. How much time have you spent, TODAY, watching this thread for updates? If you NEED advice, the internet is a great place to get diverse viewpoints. You didn’t NEED advice today, though. Go outside and play.
    The internet is people.  And asking people for advice isn’t bad…Just be sure to take the answers with a grain of salt.
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